Welcome to MY life: Archive

Mar 2nd

extreme makeover: home edition

girl: i kinda like horses

ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

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Sacrifice

Girl: My heart operation is today, I'm so scared...
Boy: You'll be okay baby.
Girl: I'm going to the operation room now, babe. I love you.
Boy: *looks away and starts to cry* Bye babe.
 Girl gets heart transplant and comes out of operation looking for him.
Girl: Where is he?
Mom: Didn't they tell you who gave you your heart?
 Okay.. I just died.  Too sad.

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Mommy & Devin time. :)

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straightuplazy: Lmao, I couldn’t resist. I am sorry baby boy, someday you will get used to your dad picking on you. This is adorable. I pick on my boys way too often.

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Anonymous asked: So are you not a faithful wife or like ur allowed to fuck whoever? dont get it

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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship

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